Humour me.

Yes, as you can see, my cat is, in fact, an avid reader of my blog. All my readers fans out there must really not care be really jealous that my cat gets to read firsthand, the wonderful posts that I write all the time. He is my best critic, because whenever I ask him to comment about my post before I hit submit, he just gives me a disinterested look before giving a wide yawn and then jumping off the bed to clean himself. I then get all flustered and keep reading through my post over and over again to make sure it's good for public reading. But I know he loves me, because he mews really loudly whenever I get up in the morning to bring him his food. He must miss my company when I sleep.