And nice meeting you too.

Don't patronise me.

I've only just met you for all of 10 minutes.

I was actually doing you a favour.

2 favours, in fact.

It was just a typo.

I don't think you could spell better than me. (Wanna challenge?)

I didn't even hear a murmur of a "Thank you".

I'm your friend's friend too.

(And you're uglier than me.)

You'll be seeing more of me.

So Don't You Dare Patronise Me.