How to get instant fame

Before you launch your new book, go seduce a mega star, and make sure the paparazzi caught you at it. In a matter of days you'll be well known the world over. Better yet, put on a front and act all cute, pretty, clever and innocent, so the world falls in love with you straight away, and decide that you both have got to be the ultimate golden couple.

People have been blinded by your sweetness.

But I know better.





Slut.