Highs and Lows

830pm at La Senza Express

RA: "Have you bought this before? You know your size?"
Me: "No, but I'm usually an M."
RA: "You look more like an S, actually. Let me measure your hips... yeah, it's S."
Me: "Oh alright. That sounds good."


845pm at Blush!

RA: "These camisoles are on offer. Very good bargain. Can try."
Me: "Okay... what size is this?"
Ra: "It's S. Too small for you, lah. You take L better."
Me: (thinks) "Well, thank you very much..."