Musings at 1400hrs

• Why is it that whenever I need to get to a place fast, the cab I'm in is always slow?
• What is it about McD's breakfast that a mere mention would perk everyone up?
• What's gonna happen to science and astronomy now that Pluto's no longer a planet?
• If there weren't any stupid people, would the rest of us be aware of how clever we are?
• Why do I always need music to help me concentrate?
• Why do untidy desks retard my brain?
• Why are horoscopes sometimes so darn accurate?