Mood enhancer

Overheard :

Lady at a stall : "Chwee for ten loller!" (Three for ten dollars)

Woman to her friend : "He drive Meetsoovishi." (Mitsubishi)

Woman on the phone : "What is your barjek?" (Budget)

While at somebody's home : "When is the Olumpics?" (Olympics)

And unfortunately, on tv : "... You got mud on your face, you big deesgrace... We weir, we weir rock you."

Sometimes, when we're feeling down, we should open up our ears to our surroundings. You never know what you'll hear.